Here are the match results, my match ratings and review for Progress Wrestling Chapter 70 27th May 1978.
The Mod & The Rocker defeated Greased Lightning
Match Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/4
Chris Only defeated Catweazle JR
Natural Progression Series Semi Final
Black Belt Chris Ridgeway defeated Peace Loving Drew Parker
The Sheepwhackers defeated Fighting Irish Jordan Devlin & Shiny Disco Balls El Phantasmo
Progress Tag Team Championship & Thunderbastard Ranking Match
The Kings Of Europe defeated The Billabong Boys
Jizzy Jizzbourne defeated AJ Streetsmith
Double Meat Popeye Mulligan defeated The King of The Bogans Adam Wilmot
I can not recall the last time I was actually crying with laughter whilst watching a wrestling show. The idea of doing a retro wrestling show was completely brilliant and whoever thought this concept up is a genius. Firstly Jimmy Barnett announcing in that very smart Brown/Beige suit was first class. The commentary team was by far the best I have heard on a British Wrestling show and hope they are a regular fixture in Progress. “You Can’t Do That To Live Stock” was a personal favourite one liner from Matt Smith that had me in stitches. Then there are the in ring performers who portrayed these hilarious characters and did such a good job that it made me want to see them perform as these characters permanently. There were guys like Travis Banks (Progress Champion) who is so serious all the time acting like one half of The Bushwackers so well that he had me crying with laughter, Sexsmith as AJ Streetsmith and Havoc as Jizzy Jizzbourne was pure comedy gold. The only regret I have is that I was not there live to see it as this was the funniest show I have ever watched and is not only now a personal favourite but is without doubt a favourite for show of the year and one of the best Progress Shows Of All Time. I just hope there are more of these gems of shows to come in the future . I would love to see Eighties and Nineties Retro Shows when they get to those Chapters. So if you want to have a laugh and like being entertained then I suggest that if you have not watched this show then do it ASAP.